Here are some real questions asked of cruise lines staff…some I wonder how many times they hear this same question over and over?
From the Photo Studio Staff:
Q. How do I tell which photos are mine?
From the Dining Staff:
Q. What do you do with the ice carvings after they have melted?
From the Spa Staff:
Q. How small does your face have to be exactly to get a mini facial?
From the Cabin Stewards Staff:
Q. Why does the cabin steward keep leaving those small pats of butter on my bed at night?
From the Pursers Staff:
Q. What religion are all those people who have those small patches behind their ears?
A. Maybe they are Apache
Q. I am a liter over my liquor quota, but I drank it all, do I still have to claim it?













