2nd Jul, 2008

Hilarious Stupid Questions Asked onboard a Cruise Ship

Here are some real questions asked of cruise lines staff…some I wonder how many times they hear this same question over and over?

From the Photo Studio Staff:

Q. How do I tell which photos are mine?

From the Dining Staff:

Q. What do you do with the ice carvings after they have melted?

From the Spa Staff:

Q. How small does your face have to be exactly to get a mini facial?

From the Cabin Stewards Staff:

Q. Why does the cabin steward keep leaving those small pats of butter on my bed at night?

From the Pursers Staff:

Q. What religion are all those people who have those small patches behind their ears?

A. Maybe they are Apache

Q. I am a liter over my liquor quota, but I drank it all, do I still have to claim it?

Leave a response

Your response:

 

Categories